James H. — walked in as a rookie, went 9-5, beat Jackson 117.1–93.9 in the final. Third rookie champion ever.
2026 season active — title defense pending
The 2026 watch
Numbers that could fall this season. Screenshot now, argue later.
Who owns who
All-time regular season head-to-head. Blue = row guy owns it, red = row guy gets owned. Tap a square.
Head to head — pick any two
Tap two names — anyone who ever played. Settle the argument.
Twelve years, one chart
Everyone's finish, every season. Tap a name to light them up.
Wins nobody earned. Green = the schedule handed him extra wins. Red = it robbed him. Tap a name for the case file.
The nerd view — scoring vs winning, with the fair line ▾
Longest win streak vs longest losing streak, career
Regular season, career (min. 4 seasons)
Playoff win % — win-or-go-home games only
“Bruh, Jackson wtf, Chill!” — the commissioner's ten-year report
Elimination games only — third-place and consolation games don't count here, and the league office is firm on that.
Seasons
Twelve years. Every standing is straight from ESPN.
Members
Career numbers, the squiggle of their lives, and every team name they ever committed to.
The feud files
Three rivalries. Three files the league office refuses to seal.
Sibling series
Blood is thicker than waiver priority. Live records, all-time.
The legends wing
Gone, not forgotten
The record book
Every mark computed from all 976 games, 2014–2025. Regular season unless noted.
The trophy case
Every champion. Every final the archive could save. Tap a plaque to run it back.
The basement
Last place, every year. The trophy case has a shadow.
Daniel: three-time basement champion. A dynasty of its own.
† records sealed by the league office (the guy quit and took the evidence with him).
The tinkerers
Roster moves — every add, drop, and desperate Tuesday-night waiver claim. Ranked by average per season, because twelve years shouldn't beat five on volume alone.
Busiest single seasons
The most-managed years on record. One name keeps coming up.
Move counts are per manager, all accurate. League-wide totals aren't shown for 2014–17 — those seasons had teams the archive never tracked.
Biggest single games ever
The top 10. One of these is eleven years old and still standing.
Photo finishes
Closest games in league history — yes, closer than the famous 0.68 final
Bad beats
Huge score. Lost anyway.
Season records
From the research desk
Cursed, blessed, and otherwise difficult to explain.
2014 asterisk: three different games that year featured a team scoring literally zero. People just… didn't set lineups. We honor them.
Findings from the commissioner's official ten-year report (2024).
